
Get out, lard butt.
A ferret a day keeps the blues away…

Get out, lard butt.

There are things you must learn to live with when you cohabitate with ferrets. If a ferret wants your attention, they will get your attention. Sometimes this means nipping at your ankles, sometimes this means very attentively pulling a drink off the nightstand.
Ahem.
There are sacrifices even when they’re settling down to sleep, however. I am posting the following picture because we aim to be both informative and amusing here.

I’m calling this one the “Q” pose (I’m not good at yoga names, okay?)
Disclaimer: No ferrets were harmed in the taking of this photo. I probably caught her mid-flip (aka, her butt is about to catch up with the rest of her in a moment).

If there was a dating site for ferrets, this would be Jack Jack’s profile pic. He’s all about the ladies.

I tried removing the pink rope, but it kept showing up back under the pillow.

Sorry for the blur, but too cute not to post.


Here he is shown dragging the victim off to his lair…

But he is intrigued by the cute noises you are making at him.
Also, yellow butt.