Minion: Oooooo! You have a can! ME WANTY!
Me: No Minion. It’s already open. You can’t have it or anything that’s in it.
Minion: CAN! CAN! CRINKLE CRINKLE! GIMME!
Me: Sigh.
(This is the ferret who loves to try and steal cans from you, and–if unopened–will open them for you too.)
