So instead I shall entertain you with this:
Yes, that’s a ferret in his pants. Yes, this is a real sport. Now you know (if you didn’t already).
Poor ferret.
P.S. I know the site is horribly broken. I’ll get to it eventually. It’s your fault, really, since you all were complaining about the loss of your daily ferret fix. Now see what your impatience has wrought?