{"id":337,"date":"2008-03-07T14:54:45","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T19:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/becd.net\/wp\/2008\/03\/07\/no-minion-for-minion\/"},"modified":"2008-03-07T14:54:45","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T19:54:45","slug":"no-minion-for-minion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/2008\/03\/07\/no-minion-for-minion\/","title":{"rendered":"No minion for Minion&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ferret we were trying to adopt has already gone to someone else. Not really our fault, since Charlotte-Mecklenburg County Animal Control is <em>difficult<\/em> to work with, to say the least. *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>Have a consolatory Minion picture:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/becd.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/03072008_nose.jpg\" alt=\"03072008_nose.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ferret we were trying to adopt has already gone to someone else. Not really our fault, since Charlotte-Mecklenburg County Animal Control is difficult to work with, to say the least. *sigh* Have a consolatory Minion picture:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[31],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ferret-a-day","tag-ferrets"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Wyvj-5r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}