{"id":2503,"date":"2011-10-19T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/2011\/10\/19\/what-he-looked-like-a-few-minutes-later\/"},"modified":"2011-10-19T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T11:00:00","slug":"what-he-looked-like-a-few-minutes-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/2011\/10\/19\/what-he-looked-like-a-few-minutes-later\/","title":{"rendered":"What he looked like a few minutes later"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"070\" src=\"http:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/070.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"311\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I love the squirrel tail. He, of course, is spazzing out wondering why he smells wrong (and trust me, he smelled PLENTY before the bath, yuck).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love the squirrel tail. He, of course, is spazzing out wondering why he smells wrong (and trust me, he smelled PLENTY before the bath, yuck).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[67],"class_list":["post-2503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ferret-a-day","tag-minsc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Wyvj-En","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechubbyferret.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}